They gave me the tools to reject myįaith.
" I credit that eight years of grammar school with nourishing me in a direction where I could trust myself and trust my instincts. Grammar school, Corpus Christi, which he called "an experimental sc hool." Year in 1952 and never went back to school. Onstage he has stated that "religion is just mind control."ĭuring an August 1995 appearance on Tom Snyder's late-night CBS talk program, Carlin was responding to a caller during the show and elaborately described and defended his non-belief in a "man in the sky" who tells you "where you shouldn't put your hands."Ĭarlin was profiled in the New York Times: George Carlin, comedian.Īttended Cardinal Hayes High School in the Bronx, but left during his sophomore Has said many times that he is an atheist and is very critical of religious through his humor Views as inspiration for him to speak out against organized religion. This extract is from George Carlin's HBO special, "You AreĪll Diseased", recorded live at New York City's Beacon Theater on February And the invisible man has a special list of People that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever
When it comes to bullshit,īig-time, major league bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-timeĬhampion of false promises and exaggerated claims - religion. 'Cause I gotta tell you the truth, folks. The Bullshit Department, a businessman can't hold a candle to a clergyman. Its a good thing it took god so long to make them that the 10 rules and hopefully none were forgotten were ingrained into Moses head so he could tell us what they said.Go to: Bill Maher Atheism Mormonism John and the only thing ever carved by Moses, I mean written by god was then thrown at the earth where an earthquake formed and swallowed the golden calf and those who would not follow the burning bush destroying the only thing ever written by god right after it was delivered to the people along with any evidence it was not written by God. I always thought it was funny how the only part in the bible that mentions God writing something himself was when Moses goes up the mountain and gets the 10 Commandments it took him a long time and the people at the bottom of the mountain made a golden calf ect. they get their base interpretation from the same source. Because the god that book mentions sure as hell, which we can never be too sure about but still, would send you there and it makes this very clear.People all the time talk about how this or that group of Christians are not real Christians but then reffer to the bible as a book written by people guided by the hand of God the same is said for the Quran and this has got to be one of the most ridiculous claims I have ever heard. That said people are always asking why would a god send you to a place like Hell if he loves you, many theist argue that he wouldn't and that all fine and good if you don't look to the bible Old or New as proof of your god. this was taken from what is definitely one his best routines, he mentions praying to the Sun and Joe Pesci in it the guy was a comical mastermind his jokes were all original and true, I don't know if we will ever have someone as great at what he did to take his place. I wish he were still alive so I could go to one of his shows. I truly think he was one of the best comical minds this world has ever had and likely will ever had. It is one of my favorite Quotes from George Carlin. I was just mentioning this in my last comment as go through this gallery backward.